Riding the Special K train is "just fine." Email and LJ addictions are pathetic ... I would know. I recommend slitting your wrists, or someone elses. Either way it will make you feel better.
I assume you've tried the above mentioned remedy? If so, perhaps I should claim you as my therapist (should I need one - I'll wait for your recommendations).
That's funny you should mention therapy--I am an ordained shrink. But you don't need a therapist, all you need is therapy. Therapy is a flask of Bombay Saphire, a good movie or meal with good company, a few lines of high-grade cocaine--you know, the typical pick-me-ups. But if you can bring yourself to punching a stranger, preferably an overweight woman, in the face--I would recommend that first. Let me know what you decide.
All good ideas. However, I've found a fifth of Yukon Jack to be a satisfying substitute for Bombay Sapphire. And, I prefer to kick random people, rather than punch someone 'cause their overweight. I feel better that way. My leg doesn't have the means to discriminate. It just kicks.
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Date: 2002-05-04 08:24 am (UTC)d.
No Def
Date: 2002-05-04 11:29 pm (UTC)Re: No Def
Date: 2002-05-05 08:11 am (UTC)Irish Pride
Date: 2002-05-05 02:53 pm (UTC)bah.
Re: bah.
Date: 2002-05-04 11:35 pm (UTC)Re: bah.
Date: 2002-05-05 08:14 am (UTC)Therapy
Date: 2002-05-05 02:52 pm (UTC)Re: Therapy
Date: 2002-05-06 07:30 am (UTC)