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[kazatasupa]

I'm addicted to e-mail and livejournal and the pouges. I am a pathetic soul.

Comments

[wickenden.livejournal.com]

pouges has escaped my unabridged. ?

d.

No Def

[maleficia.livejournal.com]

Dictionary dot com failed me as well. Do you mean those filthy fucking foreigners, The Pogues? They're pretty cool, but they drink too much.

Re: No Def

[kazatasupa.livejournal.com]

Yes, of course... that's what I meant! The Pogues... fucking fingers. Drink too much? An Irish folk band drinking too much? I'm not sure about that.

Irish Pride

[maleficia.livejournal.com]

You're right, they don't drink too much. I meant to say they sing too much.

bah.

[ex-aka-jolie848.livejournal.com]

some people are addicted to tv and animal tranquilizers. i think you're just fine.

Re: bah.

[maleficia.livejournal.com]

Riding the Special K train is "just fine." Email and LJ addictions are pathetic ... I would know. I recommend slitting your wrists, or someone elses. Either way it will make you feel better.

Re: bah.

[kazatasupa.livejournal.com]

I assume you've tried the above mentioned remedy? If so, perhaps I should claim you as my therapist (should I need one - I'll wait for your recommendations).

Therapy

[maleficia.livejournal.com]

That's funny you should mention therapy--I am an ordained shrink. But you don't need a therapist, all you need is therapy. Therapy is a flask of Bombay Saphire, a good movie or meal with good company, a few lines of high-grade cocaine--you know, the typical pick-me-ups. But if you can bring yourself to punching a stranger, preferably an overweight woman, in the face--I would recommend that first. Let me know what you decide.

Re: Therapy

[kazatasupa.livejournal.com]

All good ideas. However, I've found a fifth of Yukon Jack to be a satisfying substitute for Bombay Sapphire. And, I prefer to kick random people, rather than punch someone 'cause their overweight. I feel better that way. My leg doesn't have the means to discriminate. It just kicks.