kazatasupa

Sitting on the toilet, enjoying a beer when I realize there is only one wipe's worth of toilet paper in the bathroom. Fair enough, I clean as best I can, flush, wash hands and move (bringing my favorite can of beer along) towards the corridor between j.c. and biloba's room, where the toilet paper is stored. Open the drawer: nothing. Not a damn ply of paper to be found!

:::enter obscenity laced shrieking:::

Now, run for the shower... run for the shower!!!