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[kazatasupa]

Well, I couldn't find my boss... I tried both phone and foot, but she was missing and no one knows where she is. So, Email will have to do. I'm going home.

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[blindsheeple.livejournal.com]

so, i forgot to ask...how was the whole feeling up of the beard and face episode this weekend? sounds like a great hoot... ;)

[kazatasupa.livejournal.com]

I'm sitting on a bar stool, engaging my beer in a battle of wits, and this sprockets looking fellow (black shoes, black pants, black sweater) comes up to me, grabs my beard, and gently stokes it a couple of times, "I love your beard, man..." "Thanks..." Then, he reaches up and starts to caress my face. Now, I've never had anything like this happen to me before, so I just sit there, stunned. As I am trying to figure out what exactly is happening, biloba sticks his elbow in the queer fellows gut, and tells him to back off. He turns to biloba, and tells him that he is some sort of sexy man. Later, this gentleman, starts buying drinks for various women in the bar. I thought, "shit, if he is going to molest my face, he might as well buy me a drink too." Of course, he didn't (what am I, a cheap whore?), and the evening ended with this fellow as the only person out on the dance floor, rubbing his crotch while the unlucky boys played their final tune. The lead singer/guitarist jumped down from the stage and engaged in a sexually suggestive dance as he played guitar. It was strange, indeed... but fun as hell. I wonder where my little sprockets fellow is today. :)

[biloba.livejournal.com]

so that's how it ended, then? i thought that if things would continue the way that they were, one of the unlucky boys would pee on him or something. what's his name? durwood? the dude is a dirty fella. who knows what would have happened.

and after i thought about the whole thing... maybe he was one of their friends, you know? i mean, maybe he came with them?

odd dude. i'll give you that. i was shocked that you just sat there. i swear to god, dude... i was getting all misty just watching you stare into his eyes. kind of freaked me out.

never thought i'd have to pull a kung fu move on a guy in the bar to defend a big guy like you... let alone a guy who wanted your phone number and a (ahem) little tug.

if you know what i mean.

i was just stoked that he thought i was sexy. most people think i look like millhouse from the simpsons.