Her Cervix is a Steel Trap

Four days until full term and the wife is miserable.  In turn, I am miserable too (sympathy misery, lack of sleep, event anxiety, and a general fear of the whole birthing process).  We were hoping that she would be dilated for our Doctor's appointment this past Tuesday, but the baby has the curtains pulled tight.  The wife whined that her cervix was a steel trap as we left our appointment.  Poor girl.  We have a C-section tentatively scheduled for Wednesday morning.  By head or tail, I should be a pops by Wednesday afternoon...

*sigh*

This has been a long month waiting.