so that's how it ended, then? i thought that if things would continue the way that they were, one of the unlucky boys would pee on him or something. what's his name? durwood? the dude is a dirty fella. who knows what would have happened.

and after i thought about the whole thing... maybe he was one of their friends, you know? i mean, maybe he came with them?

odd dude. i'll give you that. i was shocked that you just sat there. i swear to god, dude... i was getting all misty just watching you stare into his eyes. kind of freaked me out.

never thought i'd have to pull a kung fu move on a guy in the bar to defend a big guy like you... let alone a guy who wanted your phone number and a (ahem) little tug.

if you know what i mean.

i was just stoked that he thought i was sexy. most people think i look like millhouse from the simpsons.